WHY WWF STINKS

1.) UNSAFE WORKING CONDITIONS- DEATH OF OWEN HART - HARNESSMAN SUPPOSEDLY SMOKING POT AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH

2.) NO CRIUSERWEIGHTS- NO REY MYSTERIO JR's, NO JUVI'S NO KIDMAN'S- DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SMALLER, YOUNGER WRETLERS

3.) ONLY GREASY BRAIN DEAD PEOPLE WATCH WWF

4.) BAD CAMERA ACTION- ALL WOBBILY- CAMERAMAN FOUND SMOKING POT WHILE FILMING LIVE EVENT

5.) SMALL RING

6.) FLOPPY ROPES- ROPE NOT STEEL CABLE

7.) BAD LIGHTING- CAN'T SEE CRAP. GOOD LIGHTS IN SOMEPLACES BAD IN OTHERS. MAKE ME DIZZY!

8.) ONLY 40 YEAR OLD FAT SLOBS WRESTLE IN THE WWF- STONE COLD, ROCK AND MANKIND

9.) UGLY GIRLS- OLDIE SABLE (looks about 69), CHYNA, BULHAH, LUNA (well she might be a guy. We can't tell the difference), JACQUELYN, NICOLE BASS, FRANCINE, GOLD DUST, AND DAWN--- TURNS MEN INTO GAYS

10.) UGLY WRESTLERS WITH NO MUSCLES- VINCE MACMOHN, THE ROCK, MANKIND, THE BIG SHOW, AND KANE.

11.) BAD ENTERANCE AREA- IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SCREENS. WHAT'S WITH THAT?

12.) NO GOOD MUSIC VIDEOS

13.) BAD ANNONCCERS- CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. HICKS

14.) TOO FAKE- YOU CAN NOT GET RUN OVER BY A FORKLIFT AND SURVIVE- IT WAS SO A DOLL!

15.) NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN- STONE COLD SPRAYING "BEER" ONTO THE CROWD FILLED WITH YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS

16.) LAME TERMS- KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD., SMACK DOWN HOTEL, ROODY POO.

17.) BAD ACTORS- WIFF PUNCHES BAD

18.) THE ROCK IS A BAD INFLUENCE- SHOWS HIS PUBES ON A NATION WIDE PIN-UP

19.) NO PLOT/CONTROVERSY

20.) NO 8 MAN MEXICAN LUCHDOR HARD CORE MATCHES