Note: This essay does not reflect upon ANY actions or way of thinking of the author =) (hey you never know when you might accidently get in trouble over things like these)

Hello, I'm a student, and this summer I went to California. California is a big state on the west coast, and has a city named Las Vegas in it that's really cool because everyone there gambles. Las Vegas had big pools that I liked to swim in while Mommy and Daddy were blowing our money away. I ran into a couple guys from school while I was there (Joe and Rob and Nick) and we had flings but then they were all really mean and stopped liking me for no reason. I hate guys when they do that, they need to grow up and know how to talk and have fun with the opposite sex without either expecting a relationship or money or something they want.

Anyways, this state I went to, California, is in the United States of America, and it's really warm and on the beach. They have earth quakes there that are really cool because they destroy everything.

Now I will Tell you About Myself;

My favorite food is cow brains

My favorite TV show is Star Treck

My favorite books is a science fiction one called "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", but everyone knows that Romans never really existed, that's just B.S.

My favorite person is Bill Gates because he has money and I want some

In my future I hope to go from dealing Heroin (but don't tell the cops) to dealing with cars. And, Mrs. Teacher, YOU BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD GRADE OKAY?! Thank you for listening to my speech. In conclusion, I would like to simply say "SCHOOL SUCKS!"