Essay, Research Paper: A Midsummer Night's Dream Roach Migration

--Characters:
Theseus-leader of the basement roach colony
Egeus-father of Hermia
Lysander-in love with Hermia
Demetrius-in love with Hermia, despises Helena
Hermia-daughter of Egeus, in love with Lysander
Helena-in love with Demetrius
Hyppolotia-betrothed to Theseus
Oberon-King of the Fairies
Titania-Queen of the Fairies
Puck/Robin Goodfellow-attendant to Oberon
Jimmy Jo Bob-child of the house, has a playroom in the basement
--Scene:
An old house, in the basement and inside the walls.
--Backround information:
Oberon has sent Puck to cast a spell over Demetrius, causing him to fall madly in love with Helena, but accidentally casts the spell on Lysander. Later, Puck makes amends and removes the spell from Lysander and casting it on Demetrius, so the couples are all worked out and they get married. All the while, Jimmy Jo Bob is playing with Legos in the basement causing the whole population to migrate around the room into hidden places in the walls and floor, just to escape Jimmy and the boric acid.
--Act 5, Scene 1
Theseus- Come Hyppolotia crawl into this hole, that we can be alone. Do you not believe these happening of tonight?
Hyppolotia- But yes, for it is as urban legend has told, for sprites and fairies dwell about us tonight and amazing things have happened.
Theseus-Fair Hyppootia, look yonder, we are being joined by the couples.
Hyppolotia- As long as Little Jimmy Jo Bob isn't chasing them about.
ENTER LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, AND HELENA
Theseus- Troth, we must rejoice.
MUSIC AND SINGING AND DANCING, AS FAR AS ROACHES CAN, AT LEAST.
Oberon- Ah, Puck, it seems you have righted your wrongs, and avoided the boric acid all at the same time, I must congratulate you on the amiable task.
Puck- I live but to serve you.
EXIT PUCK AND REVELERS
Oberon- And so I will leave, to see Titania. I have heard that she has left for the kitchen.
EXIT OBERON
RE-ENTER PUCK
Puck- If we roaches have offended,
Think of this and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding than a dream,
Small Boys do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the roach trap's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, goodnight unto you all.
Give me your hands if we be friends,
And Robin will restore amends.