--Characters:

Theseus-leader of the basement roach colony

Egeus-father of Hermia

Lysander-in love with Hermia

Demetrius-in love with Hermia, despises Helena

Hermia-daughter of Egeus, in love with Lysander

Helena-in love with Demetrius

Hyppolotia-betrothed to Theseus

Oberon-King of the Fairies

Titania-Queen of the Fairies

Puck/Robin Goodfellow-attendant to Oberon

Jimmy Jo Bob-child of the house, has a playroom in the basement

--Scene:

An old house, in the basement and inside the walls.

--Backround information:

Oberon has sent Puck to cast a spell over Demetrius, causing him to fall madly in love with Helena, but accidentally casts the spell on Lysander. Later, Puck makes amends and removes the spell from Lysander and casting it on Demetrius, so the couples are all worked out and they get married. All the while, Jimmy Jo Bob is playing with Legos in the basement causing the whole population to migrate around the room into hidden places in the walls and floor, just to escape Jimmy and the boric acid.

--Act 5, Scene 1

Theseus- Come Hyppolotia crawl into this hole, that we can be alone. Do you not believe these happening of tonight?

Hyppolotia- But yes, for it is as urban legend has told, for sprites and fairies dwell about us tonight and amazing things have happened.

Theseus-Fair Hyppootia, look yonder, we are being joined by the couples.

Hyppolotia- As long as Little Jimmy Jo Bob isn't chasing them about.

ENTER LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, AND HELENA

Theseus- Troth, we must rejoice.

MUSIC AND SINGING AND DANCING, AS FAR AS ROACHES CAN, AT LEAST.

Oberon- Ah, Puck, it seems you have righted your wrongs, and avoided the boric acid all at the same time, I must congratulate you on the amiable task.

Puck- I live but to serve you.

EXIT PUCK AND REVELERS

Oberon- And so I will leave, to see Titania. I have heard that she has left for the kitchen.

EXIT OBERON

RE-ENTER PUCK

Puck- If we roaches have offended,

Think of this and all is mended,

That you have but slumbered here,

While these visions did appear.

And this weak and idle theme,

No more yielding than a dream,

Small Boys do not reprehend:

If you pardon, we will mend:

And, as I am an honest Puck,

If we have unearned luck

Now to 'scape the roach trap's tongue,

We will make amends ere long;

Else the Puck a liar call;

So, goodnight unto you all.

Give me your hands if we be friends,

And Robin will restore amends.